Why are there so many songs about rainbows and what's on the other side?

Man, my tummy hurts. I think I'm turning into a hypochrondriac. Or it could be stress. I've been tryin to take it easy this week, sleeping a lot more than usual and getting enough exercise. I have even been eating the right things, I think. I've been investigating my symptoms online and I may have an ulcer, but I really don't want to go to the doctor. I'm too freakin scared. I'm such a wimp. Maybe I'll just lay a giant fart soon and feel much better, hopefully.

Cathy and I were driving around in the Castro Valley/Oakland hills last night and she said if something ever happened to me she wants to play "Rainbow Connection" by Kermit The Frog at my funeral. Nice morbid thoughts, lovely. So if my stomach is ruptured or something equally as deadly/disgusting, remember to play the rainbow song, people. I'm going to sit here and suffer for another 2 1/2 hours until I can go home and collapse into bed. :)