Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Creepy

Do you know that incest in a dream is a warning that you are contemplating some discredible action. Resist the temptation no longer how the strong the pressure or promising the proposition. It will turn out to be a matter of lasting regret if not remorse if you give way. And no, it wasn't me. Don't ask. I have strange friends.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

My car is dirty

Well nothing exciting of note today. When I got home from work I did housecleaning for an hour, then literally passed out on my bed for about 8 hours. I woke up to my older sister putting away groceries and giving a lovely narration of what each item was that she was placing in my freezer. Told ya my family is interesting. I meant to take a 2 hour nap in the morning, then go to Pacific Stereo to get the cord on my stereo replaced the go to Hutch's Car Wash because my baby needs a bath really bad. Well, those are my plans for tommorrow. Actually now that I think about it I could probably work out at the gym, then go home, eat, and run the errands. Maybe that can work. I just have to see what time the car wash and stereo place open respectively. If only they opened early dammit, I'd get my errands run right after the gym. Sigh.

Sunday, August 27, 2006

I'm going to diet hell. :)



My weekend was pretty much the same old crap really. I had an aircheck meeting with my boss on Friday afternoon. I'm doing good on air, but there is lots of stuff to improve on. Hopefully my airshift I did today will reflect on some of those changes. Instead of sounding like I'm yelling I tried to sound more conversational. Guess I was way too excited for 6am. LOL Seriously, I also tried opening my mouth more when I talk. I get "lazymouth" often, and I'm pretty sure I learned it from my dad. He seriously sometimes needs a translator when he talks, and he speaks english. I swear to God. I think I'll be improving a lot on air though.

The rest of my weekend went fine. Hung out with Davina on Friday night and ate like a pig. I'm now going to diet hell. Saturday I worked in the morning, napped, then hung out with Noelle. Today I did my airshift in the morning, took another nap, then hung out with Stinky. I call her Stinky because she does get pretty funky sometimes. She doesn't bathe as often as she should and my mom yells at her all the time for it. It's gross. But she has no friends so we kick it. She means well, she really does.

Speaking of stinky my car is incredibly dirty. I'm going to go get it pampered.. vacuumed out, windows done, wash and wax. Before that, I need to go by Pacific Stereo, the cord to the stereo I bought a few months ago is being a little bitch and it should be replaced under warranty. So there goes my day. I'll be lucky to get like 6 hours of sleep. Oh yeah, before that I need to go home and do some housecleaning, like changing Turbo's litterbox, cleaning the bathroom and mopping the place. Hooray for me.

Well, such is life. Guess I'll go peruse Myspace and do a survey or two, then go on x-entertainment.com and see what's crackin.. then color in my spanish Sesame Street coloring book. Heehee. Later!!

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

I'm bacccck

Wow I haven't done a blog in a looong time, huh? Well, I've been preoccupied with life, I just got a new airshift on a commercial station on Sunday mornings, and I'm overly juiced about it. Also, I've just been working crazyass hours here at Family Radio and stuff, and having fun with family/friends when I can. I've been watching a lot of the show Dead Like Me, a Showtime series that aired in 2003 and 2004 and got canceled because MGM is a bunch of weiners. Too bad it was only 2 seasons. It features the incredibly sexy Callum Blue, featured here....




Oooh weee sexiness.. I love me some British men.


Anyway, moving on..I've kept really busy lately and I'll try to be better about updating this thang.. mmmkay girlfriend? (doing z-snap)

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Update from Lisaland

Well, not much goin on lately in Lisaland. I actually went to the gym yesterday morning after work, but started nodding off while walking on the treadmill. That's not a good sign. After my cardio I cut out of there a little early, then went home and went sleepytime. I got up and organized my new DVD rack and my entertainment center. I got some progress done over by my desk, but I'm going to finish my organization in the morning after work. That reminds me I need to go get gas. Yay.

I still feel like a fatass. I cooked myself sirloin steak and chicken noodle/corn soup for breakfast/dinner.. then like 3 hrs later went with Cathy for chinese food. I'm eating the chinese leftovers here.. and I'll have my homecooked stuff reheated tommorrow night. I'm gonna eat healthy stuff like bananas, so don't freak out people.

Tommorrow I'll encourage Stinky to go walking with me at the Marina in the late afternoon/early evening. It's free, and is better then going to a mall and spending money. Okay, off to Myspace to do more bulletins.

Sunday, August 06, 2006

Tryin to get organized

Today I am working a shitload of hours. I worked 7am to 2pm at KDFC, now I'm working 7pm to 7am at Family Radio. Yes I'm that insane. I had an okay day so far. David Spade deleted me, then mysteriously added me back. It was interesting. He has great pics of him and Chris from back in the day, made me kind of cry.

When I got to my car after work, I was sandwiched between a Mercedes Benz and some Hyundai. An asian lady got into the Hyundai and spent about 10 min eating chow mein before moving. Kind of pissed me off. So I didn't even leave the city until about 2:30pm. It sucked.

I'm starting to get more organized at home. I bought some storage containers and a new DVD rack to put my extra movies on. Today I barely had time to email Cathy some pictures then take a 2 1/2 hour nap in between jobs. Tommorrow I've gotta do basic housecleaning and maybe some organizing, and I'm goin to the A's game with Sandi. WHOOHOOOO!! We're leading the AL West!!

Hopefully by Tuesday I can hit the gym after work, then come home and organize my house for a few hours. I know I have quite a bit of clutter.

Friday, August 04, 2006

I've never been skinny... :(

Notice my flabby arms and double chin at age 8.. and my zany grin!!



Notice my cute little belly at age 4.. so cute I had to wear overalls most of the time, because my lil Osk Kosh B'Gosh kept falling off my little round belly.. it's hard to tell by the pic.. but my mom told me this story earlier tonight.



Notice me now at age 26.. my bigass thighs, double chin, and yeah big everything. LMAO

I love my parents

I learned a lot about my parents today. My mom as a child grew up in a poor household. She didn't get a whole lot to eat in general. My father grew up in an abusive household. Now I can see why my parents make sure there is tons of food at their house, and why they always provided for us, even as adults. They had crappy childhoods and they want to make sure our lives will be better than theirs. It's something I never really pondered before. I will never take food or the clothes on my back for granted again. I've been blessed to have really great loving parents. :)

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Just another day..

Dude I am sooooo tired!! I think it's because I worked out at the gym yesterday morning after work. Also, I only slept 6 hours yesterday instead of my normal 8. I thought I was getting up at 3:30pm so I could meet Cathy at my parents' house and we'd go to Chabot, then Best Buy. Cathy decided on a nappypoo, Amy and I decided to cook dinner at our respective houses, then we met around 7ish and went to Best Buy, then hung out until about 9:30.. then I went home and made another dumb video on my computer. Here's the first one I made a few days ago. It's my best so far...

Just another day..

Dude I am sooooo tired!! I think it's because I worked out at the gym yesterday morning after work. Also, I only slept 6 hours yesterday instead of my normal 8. I thought I was getting up at 3:30pm so I could meet Cathy at my parents' house and we'd go to Chabot, then Best Buy. Cathy decided on a nappypoo, Amy and I decided to cook dinner at our respective houses, then we met around 7ish and went to Best Buy, then hung out until about 9:30.. then I went home and made another dumb video on my computer. Here's the first one I made a few days ago. It's my best so far...

Monday, July 31, 2006

ARRGH

I totally pissed off my homegirl tonight. I blew some steam that I've needed to blow for a while. Whenever I talk to her on the phone, she is always distracted by her mom or TV, and never hears half of what I say. I always get tempted to hang up. She is close to her mom, and tells her EVERYTHING. Sometimes I don't feel like sharing my convo vicariously with her mommmy. I want to talk to her.

Also, I don't have any other friends that ask me where I'm at or what I'm doing everyday. I'm 26 years old. I answer to no one. My parents don't care what I do, because I'm an adult. Adults do what they want. Duh. It just drives me freakin nuts. Lord I'm sorry for goin off on my close friend, but she keeps wanting to hang out and I had to tell her what was on my mind. If she lets me be myself and live my own life and stops buggin, everything will be fine. If we have to run our plans by her mommy, it sucks. Her mom is a great person, but I'd commit suicide if I had to live with her. I really don't think she'd let me listen to music at 3am loudly or drink a few shots of rum on my night off. It makes me shake just thinking about it. ARRRGH

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Living for God is tough

I am really going to try to follow God and live for him. It's so tough, though. I don't want to go to hell. I don't want to make God angry. I'm a liar, a thief, a blasphemer, and an adulteress. I am just as bad as a murderer in God's eyes. I'm sorry God. I just keep messing up. I'm asking for your forgiveness today and praying you will give me strength to stay on the right path. It's so hard when some of my best friends have different religious beliefs. I don't want to lose them. So long as I stay strong to what I believe in I should be okay. Lord help me.

This morning several people annoyed the heck out of me at work. Thank you for helping me keep my cool and not go crazy.

Also, thank you God for not allowing me to break any bones today on the jungle gym thingy. That was scary falling on my booty and leg. But it helped me realize you are watching out for me and my life is in your hands. I will try to stay on the right path, I promise Lord. Amen

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

I got a new phone

I got a new phone. Cingular screwed me over.. my Razor broke and they said it would take a week to 2 weeks to fix my phone. Meanwhile they wouldn't give me a loaner phone, and said if I wanted something I could buy a $20 phone for $200. I decided they were insane and now I"m going with T-mobile. I have a Sidekick 3. They are worth so much money, every store is selling them fast.



Other than that, nothing much exciting. I went to the ballgame tonight and we lost to the Red Sox 13-5. Terrible. On Monday night we lost 7-3. Maybe we'll have good luck later today. It's root beer float day plus $1 hot dogs. It's also Tricia's first baseball game. We'll probably lose, but oh well. It will be fun. Afterwards I'm going home and going back to bed, LOL. Thursday should be normal, I'll go to the gym after work, come home and clean, sleep, and maybe hang with Cathy and stuff.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Water Fight!!

Man I'm sleepy, I don't know why.. oh well. I did eat a bigass meal at Dennys this evening with my folks and Amy.. and I had a chocolate milkshake. Bad Lisa!!! Oh well. Afterwards we had an hourlong water fight in front of my parents' house. Sean came over too, we all soaked each other. See?

Stinky getting squirted
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Mom aiming at the camera
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Cathy's action shot
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Taking a shower
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I lost the water fight
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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

My tire sucks

Don't know what to talk about today. I still feel like a fatass, even though I need to buy new shorts. Even with a belt on the tightest notch they keep falling off. I guess that's a good sign. It's my fat gut that I hate. And my double chin that I've had for years. Can't wait to get rid of that fat. I was kinda bad today, this morning I had poptarts before bed and i had some lite ice cream after my spanish rice and grilled chicken for breakfast/dinner this evening. Right now I'm drinking some cinnamon spice tea. It kicks ass. I just gotta keep up the good work. I got nothing accomplished today. I was supposed to go with Cathy to have my tire looked at, but she decided to hang with her boyfriend. I filled my tire with air at the gas station and it looked somewhat better. Ill check it out in the morning. If it still looks way low I'll take it to Wheelworks after the gym in the morning. Later that night I'm supposed to go see Christy's new baby with Noelle, I'm gonna have one busy day.

Whew that was some paragraph.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Frustration + fun photos anyway

Oh lordy.. I just don't know what I'm gonna do with him. He is driving me fucking bananas. Pardon my french, folks. I try to talk some sense into that boy and he just goes on about all the bad stuff that has happened to him. He just needs to overcome his obstacles. I even suggested that he go to a church or something, to talk to a pastor. Maybe he's not religious now, but at least a pastor can listen to his problems and try to get him some help that he needs. Maybe he will see the light and realize that God does love him. Unfortunate stuff keeps happening to him, but God is REALLY testing him. Seriously. I told him in 10 years he'll be writing his autobiography and telling his rags to riches story, just like Oprah. That kind of helped him feel better. I'm just at my wits end. All I can do is pray for God to step in and lead him down a better path. Anyone that's reading this, you probably know who I'm talking about. Even if you don't like the dude, send God a shout out for him. Please.

Other that that crap, life has been okay. I met my parents and Michelle for dinner today at Dennys. When I walked in the waitress was like, "Lisa, why are you late? Your parents are here."

So funny. You know, I'm gonna post some funny pics on here just to lighten things up.

We like lighting stuff on fire.
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Me and my Cathypoo
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This is Cathy's ass.
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Cathy the crackhead.
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Cathy on wheels.
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Amy peekin on Stuart at the gas station.
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Crazy Sean
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Turbokitty with his brand new collar. He's so proud of himself.
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Turbokitty having fun with his toys. Little spoiled brat.
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Sunday, July 16, 2006

I lost more weight!!



I am down to 216 lbs!! That's 14 lbs so far!!! In 2 1/2 months that aint shabby. All I did was eat smaller portions, drink more tea and water, and not eat as much bad crap. I'm not eliminating the foods I love.. if I do that I'll probably go insane. Just moderation is my key. :)

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

I slept too damn much

Today I've been a lazyass. I slept 10 hours. 10 HOURS!!! That's a lot for me. Then I got up, took a shower, did some dishes and made dinner. I had no one to hang out with and I didn't feel like leaving the house so I watched VH1's I Love The 70s II all evening until I got ready for work.

When I got to work, there was a styrofoam cup I kept here with a teabag and I told Brad a few days ago that I was going to use it when I got back. When I got here, it was gone. Made me kinda pissed because now I can't have my nightly cup of tea. Oh well, Diet Pepsi it is.

I hope tommorrow I can hang out with Cathy and Amy. We haven't hung out in weeks. I love living alone, but sometimes Turbo's company is not enough. See, on weekdays I love spending time with friends, since I'm well rested. On weekends, I'm busy working both jobs and everyone wants to hang with me, and I'm hella tired. It sucks how that works out. I enjoyed being alone this evening, but I wish I could have gotten drunk. Too bad I had to work. :(

Other than that the last few days have been fine. I got to the gym on Tuesday morning finally. I'm probably going again right after work. I was gonna go do my 80s show but screw it. I'm not paying the college to do my show. I get paid 50+ hrs a week to work in radio, why waste my hardearned money to do a show at a crappy college station? I feel much better now. I'm sure I'll feel better after I hit the gym and go hang with my buddies tommorrow. :)

Monday, July 10, 2006

I need to get right with God and stop being nasty

Today I went with my parents and sister to Dennys. I had sirloin steak, green beans, rice pilaf, and a side salad, and an iced tea. Later I took Michelle and my mom to Petsmart and Turbokitty finally got a new collar, his was getting way too small. He's a big boy now. He also got a cute little mat to put his food and water dishes on. He's such a spoiled little kitty friend.

Later we went to Borders Express @ Southland and my mom got me a copy of The Message//Remix by Eugene H Peterson. It's supposed to be really good, and I'm trying to get back into the swing of things by reading the Bible more often. I am so straying away from God and it's not even funny. Especially over the last year or so. I don't have time to go to church like I should, but I should at least try to get right with God. This is a first step.

I've done so many bad things, like the whole fornication thing. Also, I do cuss like a sailor and so does everyone I know, well almost everyone. I think the whole sex thing is probably the worst. Besides my very liberal thoughts on homosexuality and all that.

See, I see myself as a stuck in the middle Christian. All the hardcore Christians I know seem like aliens to me. Seriously. Not to put any of you down. I just don't feel I belong with them. I'm like way too human. It's like they're faultless. I know everyone is sinner, everyone is. But sometimes it's like "Whoa man, these Christian folks have such great willpower, and are so nice, it's scary!"

I'm not nearly as bad a person as lots of folks I know. Only God can really judge me on that anyway, but many of my friends have a lot more drug/alchohol use, promiscuity, and horrific language just in their day to day lives.

I have a great relationship with my parents, I'm pretty much abstinent for the time being. I try not to talk smack about others. BUT..... I have sex on the brain a lot.. I've had sex on my mind since I hit puberty at age 12.. LOL. How can I just stop thinking about sex? I'm not like a sex addict. I don't have sex 24-7. I just think about it at least once a day. I can be nice, I can read my Bible, memorize verses, quit cussin, stop drinking... but giving up my nasty thoughts.. oh man... How do I give up these thoughts?? Any suggestions??

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Had an okay weekend so far...

I've some interesting experiences the last few days:

Good stuff:
Got to meet real life Tinkerbell.
She gave me a free autographed picture, and was HELLA nice.
Trish Bell said I did a good job on my first daytime airshift.
Jheri Stewart said I also did great.
Got to watch Beethoven's 3rd and 4th, and Ruthless People, all starring the sexyass Judge Reinhold.

Bad Stuff:
I accidentally overslept after a nappy and got to work 8 min late.
I was a bad girl and had lunch at IN and Out with Cathy.
I ate a Chocolate Poptart and some banana cream pudding, bad Lisa.
Think I'm starting to get sick with what Stinky had, I've been hacking green crap and I have a headache.
I haven't been to the gym in like a week, I'm awful.
My car insurance company sent me some notice saying I didn't make my payment, but it was recieved last Wed and posted on Friday. They can't say shit. I'm gonna have to call and be an asshole on Monday morning.